Uploads from merkley???, tagged sanfrancisco

Nicky - Has a Big Bowl of Fruity Pebbles on a Disco Ball Encircled By his Favorite Shoes, Posters, Beauty Products & Cereals in The Business Corner of His Bedroom at His Mom's House

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:48:33 -0700

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Hey, Buddy, Yeah You, Holy Crud Only 2 MORE DAYS!

Are you gonna come to my show? huh? huh? huh? You gonna? Huh? You should, really, you should. Do it. Come, be there. Seriously, come on, what have you got to lose? Just do it. What? I can't hear you. Shut up. You sound retarded. Fine, don't come, see if I give a fuck, I was only trying to be nice. Fuck all you. Seriously, fuck off.

JUST KIDDING!

COME TO MY SHOW!

GGG??? Girls, Gays & Groceries

THIS WED 9.9.9.
Project One Gallery

That's all for now.
Don't get caught badgering people, especially actual badgers.
Your Favorite Dead Badger,
That Cokehead Dude Who Dyed His Beard Black But Still Screams at Me From The TV.

Scarlet - SkyCam

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:23:51 -0700

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The Lovable Gay Coke Dealer, The Lovable Gay Cop That Never Happened, & The Not So Lovable Provo Experience on Endless Repeat

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Scarlet - Huddles in the Kitchen on The Oven Door With a Root Beer Float & Smart-Assedly Labeled Components & Condiments as a Flaming Pan & Steaming Kettle Sit Stovetop Between a Pillar of Frozen Hamburger Patties & a Float Focused Cat

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:14:08 -0700

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The Counter Top Diamond Maker, Trya's Long Awkward Hug/Sniff, & The Counter Top Ass Rootering Seminar

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Kelly Kate - Perched as an Owl on Her Vanity Amidst Her Owl Collection & Wallpaper Which Coincidentally Makes 111 Visible or Partially Visible Owls Total

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:37:09 -0700

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G'head count'em

Penguins For Sale, Dumbfounded Corporate Stiffs & The Casserole Rat

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Kelly Kate - SkyCam

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 04:59:23 -0700

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Kelly Kate - Candy Halo

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 03:54:18 -0700

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The Underpants & Socks Floor Slide Party, Taze Me Not Amigos, & The Greatest Chase Story Never Told

I totally forgot about flickr for a second -- whew, glad I remembered.

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dredg - Dinner Portrait with Snortzle, Soil, Budding Plants, Sprinkler & Hole in The Wall

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 01:27:22 -0700

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The Sheriff of Bullshitsville, The Cowell/Carell Pizza Family Band, & The Questionable Goose Bumps

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dredg - Bathtub Portrait with Snortzle, Butterface, Scale & Black Balloon

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:49:03 -0700

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The Bashful Streaker, The Stretcher Spectacle, & The Landlord's Benevolent Ray Gun

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dredg - Trunk Portrait in a Black VW Jetta with Wet Pavement

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:23:58 -0700

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The Nine Year Lunch Break, The Insubordinate Typewriter, & The Natives With The Poked Out Eyes

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dredg - Upside Down Driveway Portrait With Floating Hammer

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:02:48 -0700

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Fixing The Blind Man's Boat, The Goop on The Poop, & After Hours at The Food Court

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Le Dinosaur - Scene Magazine Cover Fall 2008

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:08:22 -0800

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Happy Holidays!
ain't life grand.

Accidentally Imitating Tracy Morgan at BYU, Universal Retro Future Day & Hiding My Pranks Under a Bushel

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Cherrie - Sofa

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:21:09 -0700

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The Secret Service Can't Even Find My Shoes, No Way Was The Cat Dude Really Half Cat & My DJ Debacle at The Quickie Mart

Cherrie up there is in my book which you may now INVESTIGATE!

Cherrie - Deitada

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 08:28:29 -0700

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My Secret Stash of Dirty Mattresses, Kids Waxing Nostalgic About Powdered Bottoms & David Bowie is Way Way Older Than Me

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Carolyn - Deitada

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:45:56 -0700

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Jesus Would Totally Make Out With Madonna in Provo, Dolly Parton All Fat and Mom-Like in The Gulch & Frat Dudes Are Gay

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Hottub - Post Fabulosa Fest Wictory Portrait on a Brush Overgrown, Hot Dog Blinkered Jaguar with Four Bulls, Two Fake Dead Producers, a Whiskey Coke and a Bit of Hose at The Edge of a Field in Guernsville CA

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:52:32 -0700

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More Blow Jobs at Church, Wedged in a Cab Smashed in a Truck & Hiding From My Sister in a Box in The Basement

This was a totally unplanned shoot. I went with Von Iva up north to some lesbo fest called fabulosa, Hottub were playing as well, we had been talking about doing a real shoot anyway so i grabbed them just as they finished their set and made them do choreography for 3 minutes on the old jag.

Choreographing the bulls was way easier than you'd think, prob cuz they were in a good mood due to camp lesbo and all the bull dykes.

btw i saw a lesbian that looked exactly like jeffrey dahmer. ok not exactly, but same people eatey vibes.

OH YEAH, I'm on twitter now which means I can try to annoy you in 140 characters or less if you let me.
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Rithma - "Sex Sells" Album Cover

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:52:47 -0700

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I did a nifty little interview in which I cry and say "douchebag" a thousand times with those kids over at Spotlight Seven, www.flickr.com/groups/spotlight_seven/discuss/72157607789...

Quick DECOrating Tip For 1930's Blacks, My Keynote Sermon at Utah Hippie-Camp '08 & Major Major Head Hippie Ear-Flicking

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Rithma - "Sex Sells" Album Art 1

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:48:34 -0700

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I did a nifty little interview with those kids over at Spotlight Seven, Go read it if you want.

Quick DECOrating Tip For 1930's Blacks, My Keynote Sermon at Utah Hippie-Camp '08 & Major Major Head Hippie Ear-Flicking

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Rithma - "Sex Sells" Album Art 2

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:48:56 -0700

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Sparkly D. - Skycam Burrito Princess Centerfold for Scene Mag 2008

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:58:16 -0700

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Fresh Catch Sneakers Straight From The Stream, Teaching The Grand Kids To Swear & Take Pity on The Holy For The Fuck They Know Not

I used to do rock posters back in the day when the main dude doing rock posters was a man I didn't know named COOP . Recently we found each other here on flickr and now I know him. He turned out to be swell. I was sorta maybe kinda thinking of his paintings when I did this picture.

GO LOOK!
www.artofcoop.com/
www.coopstuff.com/

Look for a cropped sideways version as the centerfold in this week's issue of Scene mag here in SF.

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Le Dinosaur - Grinningly Cuddles a Stick Horse Against Her Matching Horse Sweater While Half-Reclining/Avoiding Contact Between Her Marc Jacobs Mouse Shoes & a Pineapple Ham, a Large Mouthed Bass & Misplaced Dollar Bill In a Late Night SF Taxi

nobody@flickr.com (merkley???) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:21:32 -0700

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How To Get The Family Dog To Like YOU Best, Charmin's Nub Flapping Play by Play & The Grip Buttery Slaughter of Blob Zombie

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